beardage.

It's intense. If you are a woman/girl and ever get the chance to grow a beard...and it's not real...I advise it. It may just do something to save your life. (I don't know how, but it might...you never know)

ANYWAYS - I applied my Captain Jack Sparrow beardage braids this fine evening as a test run and they are simply superb. Any reason to make a superb beard out of Princess Jasmine's hair is a fine reason. Scalping Princess Jasmine is also an interesting experience. That took place several days ago though. So back to the original idea: the beard is awesome. My only concern is keeping it on during epic fight battle sequences and very long scenes. Spirit gum does not like adhering. I have stupid crappy spirit gum for people who only need it for halloween and don't take costuming seriously enough to get decent stuff...or for people like me who use up all their good spirit gum and are resigned to using stupid stuff bought before she discovered the good stuff. Sigh. Despite its (beardage) awesomeness it also is not the most enjoyable thing to wear. Very itchy. very poke-y. Very much like rough barbie doll hair. Not the least bit pleasant. Oh well, I shall suffer for my art.