March-ing to the beat of Randomness

Ya know what is exciting? IT'S MARCH!!!!!! YAY!!!! ...and this is my first post in March. First posts of a month should always be good so now I have to think of someway to mildly entertain y'all. Hmm. Shall I tell a story? Shall I speak of the stars? Shall I post random pictures that really I have no idea why I even have them? I know!!! I'll do all of that. Good. Now to begin.

So once upon a time there was a pirate named Billy Scrimshanks. Now Billy Scrimshanks and his pal Sleepy Bones Jones spent many a long summer's day riding the salty waves of the great navy sea with the tide slowly causing them to drift off into an enchanted sleep. When finally they awoke there was a silvery mist surrounding the ship. "Sleepy Bones! Whatever shall we do to escape this infernal fog?!" Billy Scrim shouted at the top of his lungs while secretly hoping that they had landed on some random island unbeknownst to ordinary humans. "Wheeeeel...Billy Scrim, I's say we look about, see what's a shakin on this here boat a ours and teeeell the crew to take a snoozer while we doooo!" Following up his insightful words Sleepy Bones Jones scanned the horizon (or as far away from his face as he could see) to see what nonsense awaited him and his cohort. When they reached the bow of their ship they saw something so astronomically unbelievable that they could not believe their eyes. It was some random island unbeknownst to ordinary humans!!!!!! They jumped from the ship and began kissing the ground. After a few seconds though, they decided that the taste of sand was one that did not leave a pleasing aftertaste and quickly stopped their present actions. "SLEEPY BONES!!! Whatever shall we do now that we are on a random island unbeknownst to ordinary humans?!?!?!" Billy Scrimshanks screamed again. "Wheeeeel Billy Scrim, I's say we take a looksie around to see what makes an unexpected island like this here one tick. We's can make nice with the natives and get us some a dat there gold I keep hearin lies on unbeknownst islands like this. We mays even sees ourselves a unicorn or two if we looks in the trees real hard like." Ah Sleepy Bones, always a poet. Anyways so the two of them set deep into the forest jungle to see what awaited them. They did indeed see a unicorn or two in several trees that appeared to look remarkably like Elephants. Yes. There also were packets of gold floating three feet above their heads that were only reachable by jumping. It reminded Billy Scrimshanks of a bad version of Super Mario Brothers he had played once as a child before setting off towards a career as a professional Pirate. They also talked to several magically enchanted toadstools who sang softly and told very long ballads about fallen construction workers and their road signs. After twenty days and forty seven nights, Billy Scrimshanks and his partner in crime, Sleepy Bones Jones, returned to the ship as much wiser men. "CREW!!!! wake up. We have been told by the Dali Lama that we need to leave this island on penalty of death and return to the waters of the Caribbean!!" The crew cast off after wiping the sleep from their eyes and a very happy ship set sail for it's homeland and future adventures.

~THE END~

Stars are nice

Stars are twice...

the size you really think they are.

Stars are bright
they give off light

and do not tend to drive a car

YAY STARS!!!

Its a carpool. This is not how I travel to school every morning.It's so true.

GANDALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!